butwhereisthewell

butwhereisthewell:

1. Ridiculous beds. They had 4 poster beds with crazy velvet drapes. We have to clmb into ours and stare at strangely vaulted ceilings.
2. There is a large, intense body of water with bizarre things in it. They have the giant squid. We have black swans.
3. At all meals we have similar but…